The Snap Count Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- A mysterious flag erases Burrow's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Every deep ball Burrow throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
88%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Burrow, Burrow, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.