The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Every deep ball Burrow throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Burrow slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
76%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burrow, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.