The Bad Snap Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Burrow's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Burrow is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Burrow, Burrow, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.