The Late Scratch Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Burrow, the end zone is a rumor.
- Burrow's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burrow's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.