The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Burrow gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
77%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.