The Overthrow Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- The broadcast shows Burrow on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Burrow slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
83%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burrow's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.