The Bad Snap Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Garbage time arrives early for Burrow: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
79%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burrow's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.