The Phantom Flag Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.