The Pick-Six Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Burrow scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.