The Pick-Six Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Burrow will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
88%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burrow, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.