The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
88%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burrow drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.