The Kneel-Down Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Burrow gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Burrow scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.