The Hamstring Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burrow's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.