The Phantom Flag Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Ref: "Number Burrow, that's a flag." Burrow: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Burrow scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Drake Maye
- Chase Brown
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Justin Herbert
- Tee Higgins
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.