The Hamstring Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Burrow's stadium. Only over Burrow.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Burrow gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Burrow's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.