The Hamstring Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Burrow's stadium. Only over Burrow.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Burrow is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Burrow, Burrow, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.