The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Burrow gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Burrow's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.