The Sideline-Scold Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Burrow's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
90%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Burrow's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.