The Hamstring Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
77%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Burrow's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.