The Intentional Grounding Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- The play clock hits zero on Burrow four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
78%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burrow, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.