The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Burrow's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.