The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Garbage time arrives early for Burrow: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burrow drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.