The Late Scratch Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Burrow's stadium. Only over Burrow.
78%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Burrow, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.