The Bad Snap Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- The broadcast shows Burrow on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Burrow, Burrow, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.