The Phantom Flag Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Burrow gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
79%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.