The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Burrow, the end zone is a rumor.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Burrow gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burrow, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.