The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- The play clock hits zero on Burrow four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- The broadcast shows Burrow on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Burrow scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.