The Overthrow Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Ref: "Number Burrow, that's a flag." Burrow: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Burrow's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Burrow, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.