The Pick-Six Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“The broadcast shows Burrow on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Burrow goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burrow drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.