The Intentional Grounding Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“The broadcast shows Burrow on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Burrow's stadium. Only over Burrow.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burrow drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.