The Kneel-Down Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burrow's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.