The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Burrow's stadium. Only over Burrow.
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Burrow's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.