The Overthrow Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Burrow's stadium. Only over Burrow.
86%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burrow's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.