The Pick-Six Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Burrow's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.