The Overthrow Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Burrow gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Burrow is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Burrow drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.