The Overthrow Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Burrow throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Burrow: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Burrow will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Burrow drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.