The Checkdown Hex of Joe Burrow
Joe Burrow · CIN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Burrow: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Burrow's week
- The broadcast shows Burrow on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Burrow slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
81%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Burrow's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joe Burrow in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joe Burrow is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joe Burrow actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.