The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coleman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.