The Fumble Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Coleman runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coleman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.