The Stuffed Run Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Coleman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.