The Fumble Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.