The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Coleman gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
83%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.