The Fumble Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coleman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.