The Hamstring Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.