The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coleman's stadium. Only over Coleman.
75%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.