The Hamstring Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coleman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.