The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Coleman will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.