The Stuffed Run Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Coleman is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
91%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.