The Hamstring Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coleman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.