The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.